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cheetosanddildos:

This fucking website.
I’m done.

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theactualdirkstrider:

angrynerdyblogger:

accidnet:

i wish i looked cute sleeping

WHO LOOKS CUTE SLEEPING IT’S A MYTH IT’S A FUCKING MYTH I TELL YOU COME ON PEOPLE SLEEPING IS GROSS THEY DROOL AND SNORT AND TWITCH AND FART AND THEY GET ALL WEIRD GOO IN THEIR EYES AND DID I MENTION THEY FUCKING FART YEAH THEY DO WE ALL FART IN OUR SLEEP YOU WANNA WATCH SOMEONE SLEEP WELL I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND A TRUMPET QUARTET ACCOMPANIMENT AS YOU GAZE AT THEM LOVINGLY

living up to your url i see

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kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

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littleladykins:

andshesgoldblooded:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

I will never not reblog

Forever reblogging

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freddyskrueger:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*

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nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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becausefutbol:

Team Hyundai presents: Cute canines standing in for their fútbol-obsessed humans. #BecauseFutbol

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drythroats:

This is the most beautiful creature I’ve ever seen.

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tyleroakley:

random-clarity:

theoddoneouut:

ellosteph:

A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. 

that is not what i expected, woah

I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life

watch and learn

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